Pinched this off a fellow blogger.
His name is Steve and you can find his brilliant blog right here…
It’s a music quiz thing. Steve put the answers to his quiz on his blog, so you can check his answers out if you like. The instructions on how to play are below.
(1) Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle
(2) Say the following questions aloud and press play
(3) Use the song title as your answers
(4) NO CHEATING
Try it and share your answers too!
How does the world see me?
Crazy Little Thing Called Love – Maroon 5
Comments: Hmmmm, yeah, I am crazy, but my name is not Love. The World does not have eyes and therefore cannot ‘see’ me.
Will I have a happy life?
The Freedom Song – Jason Mraz
Comments: Now this one rings true. I’m ‘free’ to do what I want, when I want aside from the simple fact I live in a Muslim country and that stops me from doing things like wearing certain clothes (to remain respectful to the religion), not drink alcohol or eat pork (I miss bacon sandwiches and pork roast dinners *sob*), and there are other aspects of my daily life I need to be mindful of, but I am happy. Most days. Some days. I made the decision to live here and I live and abide by the rules of this country. I don’t moan about these rules, I am respectful. However, I don’t like being spat at by Muslim women for being a blonde Westerner, and being told to ‘go home to your own country’ for the same reason, which of course, one day I will…once I’ve licked vodka of a dirty sow’s back.
What do my friends really think of me?
I’ve Got You Under My Skin – Michael Buble
Comments: If I got under my friends’ skin, I’d be a bit worried! Hopefully, this just means they like me muchly lots…hopefully.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Well, Yes Of Course They Do – Mrs ASU (*snarf!*)
Play It Loud – Black Eyed Peas
Comments: Clearly, obviously, absolutely this means that it’s no secret. People don’t secretly lust after me at all. Actually, the Indian/Sri Lankan and other male expats in this country pretty much lust after any female without an abaya on – there’s definitely no secret made about that! In fact, I’d call it leering…ick.
How can I make myself happy?
Flick The Bean – Mrs ASU (*makes oneself laugh again*)
She Moves In Her Own Way – The Kooks
Comments: HAHAHAHAHAHALMAOHAHAHAHAHAHAROFLHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh, a little bit of wee just came out!!! I promise that song title came out after I wrote my own song title!! Haha!!
What should I do with my life?
She’s Like The Wind – Patrick Swayze
Comments: Ok, mixed messages or what?! Here’s what I’m getting:
1) I become a pilot – I’m no good with maths and learning about clouds is boring
2) Learn to fly a kite – got smacked on the nose by one a few years back so, no thanks
3) Learn to play a wind instrument – already can…it’s called ‘My Arse’ and I play it excellently
4) Have my clitoris pierced so I can whistle down the wind as I walk – erm…nope.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Have Some – Mrs ASU
Flick My Bean – Mrs ASU
Wake My Husband Up – Mrs ASU
All of Me – Michael Buble
Comments: Hell Yeah! Michael Buble can have all of me! That would definitely maximise my pleasure during sex..WOOOOOHOOOO!!
Will I ever have children?
Wordplay – Jason Mraz
Comments: Couldn’t wait to see how this one came out considering I already have 3 children, and then I’m given Wordplay! Nuff said.
Will I die happy?
In My Head – Jason Derulo
Comments: “In my head, I see you all over me…in my head, you fulfil my fantasy..” In my head I’ll be happy, so perhaps this means I’ll have Alzheimer’s when I peg it and as Alzheimer’s runs in my family, who knows? I won’t. Who won’t? What will?
What is some good advice for me?
Slut Like You – P!nk
Comments: WOOOHOOOO! Yep, I should take this on board and become a whore in the bedroom. Maybe then I could maximise my sexual pleasure and wake up my husband. Or entice Mr Buble in? Nah.
What is happiness?
Please Don’t Leave Me – P!nk
Comments: Not being on my own, being surrounded by my famfam, my children, being loved. That’s happiness.
What is my favorite fetish?
So What – P!nk
Comments: Ok, ok, I like P!nk! Not quite a fetish and not enough to turn me lesbosbian, but I like her.
How will I be remembered?
Just the Way You Are – Bruno Mars
Why should life be full of so much pain?
One Day Like This – Elbow
Comments: Can’t even begin to answer this question, but the lyrics of this song fit it perfectly. Have a listen and you’ll understand x
Now it’s your turn!